Now You Know....

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25 Mar 2015 07:32 #1931 by Emotion
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A girl asks a boy, "My Mom always uses Google to search things for me, is Google a girl or a boy?"

The boy responded, "Google is a girl."

"Wow, cool! How do you know?"

"Well, it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting... and you ask only one question, you get hundreds of answers in seconds..."


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A man asks his new girlfriend, "Tonight can you give me a blowjob?"

"No."

"Probably for the best," he says, "I mean, it has a warning label on it - 'Choking Hazard!' "

"But," she responds, "isn't that kind of warning put on tiny objects?"


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The spring is finally here.

A mother bear says to her little bear,
"Hi son! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"

"Hibernate? Mom, I thought you said 'masturbate'!?"
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28 Mar 2015 14:16 #1974 by SwingerEliz231
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Haha.. Nice jokes! #3 is my favorite! :woohoo:

There's something between the legs...

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02 Apr 2015 07:32 #2084 by Adalyn440
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Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, you made my day!

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