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11 Jun 2014 03:33 #410 by MissExhibitionist
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A blind man wanders into an all-Girls Biker Bar in London, England by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given you are blind, to tell you you’re in a girls biker bar and you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously “Mister”, do you still wanna tell that joke? ”

The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No, it’s a good joke but not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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25 Mar 2015 07:25 #1929 by Emotion
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A blonde girl comes to a gynecologist.

She undresses and sits down with legs wide apart.

The doctor says, "Up."

The blonde lifts her legs up.

"Up."

She lifts her legs even higher.

"Up!"

"Doc, I can't lift them any higher..."

"This is the neurologist's office, the gynecologist's is up on the second floor!"

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17 Dec 2015 11:19 #5021 by kathryn0annie
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hahahahahaha

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