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14 May 2014 17:17 #231 by CanadianChick
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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25 Mar 2015 07:27 #1930 by Emotion
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A woman is at the dentist, half of her mouth is numb due to anesthesia.

The dentist is intensively working and suddenly the woman's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it three times, the dentist finally answers the phone, "What's up?"

"What's up? You are..."

"Who are you?" asks the dentist.

"I'm her husband!"

"Listen, pal," says the dentist, "I'm about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!"

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07 Jan 2016 11:20 #5136 by zakia0bello
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